Unbridled Florp-a love scene written with made-up words

A little while ago, I had a conversation with my good friend about the difficulty of writing love scenes. I said that word selection was tough, because the choice was often between the overly clinical or the overly juvenile. She said, “Well, luckily you can just make up your own words.”

I responded, “You fool, you have no idea what you’ve done, giving me a crazy idea like that.

And so I present a passionate love scene, populated with nouns and verbs (and a few adjectives) of my creation. I apologize in advance.

Please, read no further unless you have a filthy mind and a twisted sense of humor.

Oh my god, I can’t believe I’m actually posting this.

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